'Dystopian' toilets won't give you loo roll unless you watch an advert first

gscott | 15 points

Normally I'd suggest just printing advertisements directly on the toilet paper itself - but I'm not sure there'd be too many companies clamoring to have their products connected to something you wipe your arse with.

Then again, Taco Bell famously associated their food with a chihuahua - "our food is so good - even a dog will eat it!" so what do I know.

vunderba | 4 hours ago

Yeah that's the intention. What is more likely is that someone rather use his fingers and smear it over the stall.

general1465 | 2 hours ago

If I ever encounter this in the wild I will take up freestyle pissing

fruitworks | 4 hours ago

Paying for public toilets isn't unusual. You can pay or watch an ad.

cinntaile | 5 hours ago

Who didn't see it coming.

Next, it will not work unless you enter your ID-credit card-all pass.

fithisux | 5 hours ago

The secret Hack 'they' don't want you to know about: Bring your own!

LargoLasskhyfv | 3 hours ago

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ath3nd | 4 hours ago